GUEST: Hey there! We want a fantastic pizza place! We’re excited to try some real New York Pizza.
CONCIERGE: Absolutely! We have three really great places nearby, and two I can highly recommend if you’re willing to travel.
GUEST: Oh. Better stay nearby.
CONCIERGE: Well, there’s… [lists 3 pizza places nearby].
GUEST: No Pizza huts?
WIFE: They have the Brooklyn Crust.
*Ed. Note: Actually it’s Dominoes that has Brooklyn style, but that’s besides the point.